Today, I need a bit of a break from HAWMC. So, instead, some humor.
Things I never could have imagined I'd say to my children:
Baby E, please stop snorting lime juice.
You have to finish watching that cartoon before I will read to you.
You can't eat just asparagus for dinner.
If you eat the head of one more bunny, I will throw all the bunnies into the garbage.
Give me all your money. Every single bit of it.
No one wants to see butt cheeks at the dinner table, E.
Today's Lesson: Parenting provides daily lessons. We sometimes don't know what they are, of course, but they're there...
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