- "Momma, perhaps you haven't noticed, but my brother adores me. Like, he loves me the most. Even though you give him milk. I hate that for you, Momma."
- "Momma, those shorts look stylish enough for me. I mean, I don't think Poppa could pull them off, but I certainly can."
- "I would like to try my brother's breastmilk. I know I had it when I was little, but that was so long ago I don't really remember what it was like. But I don't want it after he's had it. I'd like my own. And fresh please. Oh, yeah. And in a cup."
- "I don't want to play a ball sport. I just want to be a cheerleader. That's where all the pretty girls are. So that's just where I should be, too. And Florida seems to have the prettiest cheerleaders. So that's where you'll find me, in Florida. Feel free to come visit."
Today's lesson: There are times in our lives when you don't quite know how you find yourself in a particular place. Or times when you're not quite sure how someone has found you. Or times when you don't know how you came across a particular piece of useful information. Or times when people find your blog by searching "kinky adults in diapers". Some things are unfathomable. Accept it and move on. Otherwise you may make yourself crazy thinking, "wtf???!!!".