Monday, March 4, 2013


Random searches that have led you to me. Somehow.

Black toddler shaving (I think this one was thanks to this post. It still makes me giggle.)

Turn off the water while using me (But I have no explanation for this one.)

Keep calm and take anal (And certainly not for this one.)

Mysecretstash  (Yes, all one word. And I'm certain it comes from this post. But I'm also ridiculously curious about the secret stash of the person who searched it! If you're still here, tell me please! Seriously, I reeeeeeeealllllllly want to know!!!)

Best time for ladies to leave shoes in the bathtub (Do tell. When is it the best time for ladies to leave their shoes in the bathtub? Or is it their own shoes? Maybe it's someone else's shoes? So many questions. No answers...)

Inducing lactation for husband (Not only does this one make me feel a bit icky, well, it makes me feel really icky.)

Naked backyard comics (Sooooo, what???! Also, this one has popped up more than once. Yes, yes it has.)

Shaving cream on food (Okay, so, like, are we talking like "I got shaving cream on my food and now I need to know if it's safe to eat?" Or are we talking, "I want to eat shaving cream, so how do I add that to my food?" I mean, really, I have no idea what it's supposed to mean...)

Anal Pumper (I mean, wtf people?!!! First, why the hell is someone searching that??!!! Second, and most importantly for me, WHY DID THAT BRING YOU TO MY BLOG????!!!!!! And that's all I can even think of to say about that. Besides, seriously, wtf. W.T.F.)

Happy Monday, y'all.

Today's Lesson: It would seem that I use the word "anal" much too frequently in this blog.


Jessica said...

Haha! Thanks for the laugh this morning!

Rach V said...

Haha oh my! My friends blog is most commonly found by searching "naked old man beard", but she has honestly never used those words together...or apart really. Makes you wonder!! said...

One of the things that I have learned in these almost four years of blogging is that people search for the craziest stuff online.

My most common search is Monkey Soup Recipe. It scares me a little. :)

Elizabeth said...

What?! Oh my goodness, hilarious. And a little frightening that these people live among us!

Emms said...

I laughed so hard at this in the wee hours this morning. Thanks for the laughs!

Lechelle said...

I'm dying, too much!