You're a raccoon?
Yes, I raccoon.
Well, what are you up to little raccoon?
What are you eating?
Raccoon eat lunch.
What does a raccoon eat for lunch?
Eat a smamich.
What kind of sandwich?
Ah, blue sandwich, okay. What is that? Like almond butter, or ham, or...?
No, bwue smamich!!
Okay, blue sandwich it is. And what else? What does a raccoon drink?
Raccoon dwink juice. Lotsa juice.
Okay, juice. So, is the raccoon having anything else for lunch?
No. Raccoon haf a penis. Raccoon go peepee ou-sigh.
And we're back to that. Always back to that with boys.
Today's Lesson: An imagination is an amazing thing. And certainly something to be encouraged. Even in boys. Maybe even particularly so in boys.
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