Momma: Hey Bug, how was your spelling test.
Kid: It was fine.
M: Did you try your hardest?
K: Yes, I did. I did all the words.
M: Oh yeah? Were some of them kind of challenging, or was it super easy?
K: It was fine. I hope I got them all right.
M: Well, I'm proud of you for trying your best and studying them so hard the last couple of days.
K: Yeah, I just hope I didn't get an F. I mean, I don't know what an F is. But I still hope I don't get one.
M: I'm sure you won't get an F, kiddo.
K: Wait, does F mean fabulous?
M: Uh, no.
K: Oh. Okay then. No F for me.
M: Good plan, kid.
Today's Lesson: Oh wait - if F does mean fabulous, then that would explain the F's I got on my spelling tests in 6th grade. I'm certain that is what F means now. Why did I not think of that in 6th grade when I had to tell my mom about my F's. Oh, wait. Did I ever tell her about those? Mom, ignore this whole lesson.